We should be called the Road Head Warriors
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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