worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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