she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i would punch a child for taco bell
no, he came in my armpit
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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