I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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