mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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