Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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