dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
There r osticjed everywhere
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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