reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch