The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?