do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party