She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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