the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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