just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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