I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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