i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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