so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
