I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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