she was so not down for the gang bang
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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