Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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