I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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