You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can I color on your dick again?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
how drunk are you?
Several
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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