census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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