GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize
