he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My vagina is officially offended.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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