My nipple is on Facebook.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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