Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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