Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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