That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
