Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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