So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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