i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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