The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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