I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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