Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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