what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
