Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
there is glitter all over my balls
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