Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
