bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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