That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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