Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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