I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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