just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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