Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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