I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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