Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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