so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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