what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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