Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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