I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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