These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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