Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
