Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We just shotgunned beers for America
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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