Can Purell be used as lube?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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