I'm lost and stupid without you.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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