brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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