Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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