It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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