And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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