plz talk dirty to me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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