She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's shark week go big or go home
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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