ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
