I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
