Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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